The same morbidly obese pile of shit that about had a stroke over Sarah Palin is now whining about um......like......John McCain not sending emails or something.

Seriously.

So it looks like that's about all they have now, considering their "chosen one" has turned out to be a fraud that is trying to break Bush's record for saying "um" when asked a question.

Honestly......they're talking about emails now. Fucking emails??????

Jesus H. Christ. Did someone spike this guy's porterhouse with acid or something???? Emails???

B-b-b-but does he send emails?

Here's the proof.

Not only is Palin as qualified as the fraud Obama, she's more qualified.

And I'm anxiously awaiting the "but.....but.....but......hope and change.....and....and he he he talked to Germans!!!"

Lemme tell ya something, talking to Germans don't mean shit to those of us in Columbus, Ohio.

Believe me.

This guy has completely lost it over Palin being selected as McCain's running mate. Seriously. Just......lost it. This site should be changed to "Palineatskittens" ... or something like that.

But there's part of me that suspects that the blogospheres version of Fat Albert might have a little crush on Palin. One look at this dude and you know there's no way in hell he's gettin laid. Hmmm.....Admit it Oliver, you want her! You think she's haaaaawt and you're trying to hide it by smearing her.

So here's (below) some of the smear pieces that I suspect were handed directly down to him from by the hacks at Media Matters. It's all a bunch of empty posts with nothing of substance that no one will ever care about or pay attention to. And in looking at the site, this individual represents the worst of our society when it comes to politics -- he's a disingenuous, race-baiting, smear artist that will intentionally take things out of context. Seriously, this guy would call you racist for picking white milk over chocolate milk. He's a group-identity whiner to the extreme.

A man losing his mind, below....

#1  -- #2  -- #3 -- #4 -- #5 -- #6 -- #7 -- #8 -- #9 -- #10 -- #11

And folks, that ain't even all of it. Those 11 posts were just in the last day and a half or so. In these, this fat fuck has accused her of being a secessionist, laughing at mockery of cancer survival, trying to ban books,  taking dirty money, running from interviews, and a variety of other things. It appears as though this blogger has a sick obsession with her. Anyone that devotes that much time out of their day to a single person is a bit off their rocker.

So dude, Mr. Willis, go get help. Seriously. And put away the Palin voodoo doll. Or blowup doll. Whichever your sick ass is playin' with.

It's so bad over at that toilet of a network now that even leftist douche bag Bill Maher has stated that they're constant gushing for Obama is flat out ridiculous. Seriously. Bill Maher called out MSNBC, specifically Matthews and Olbermann.

When a far-left hack says on air publicly that you're coverage is biased, you have problems.

I don't know how the powers-that-be over there can look at themselves in the mirror. Do they have no shame?

From Newsbusters.

Apparently, some of the left-wing wackos are looking for pics of Sarah Palin in a bikini because it will.......er.......I guess like......prove something scandalous. Yeah. Scandalous. That's it. Just noticed that I've got a ridiculous amount of hits from search engine with the keywords "Sarah+Palin+Bikini" in them. Why me? No clue.

Anyways, wanted to do an experiment and see how many whackjobs end up on my site when google picks up the title of this blog post.

And to all the 'tards out there that are trying to dig up dirt on Palin -- I have these words for you -- take exactly two steps back, and GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Actually, those were Les Grossman's words from Tropic Thunder, but I think they were appropriate. Movie absolutely cracked me up.  

...since I've posted anything, so here ya go....a few completely random updates...

1) Since I've last posted, The Messiah, Barack Obama, is not looking very Messiah-like. Apparently, Jesus sucks ass when it comes to answering tough....er.....well....about any question at all. This guy doesn't just put his foot in his mouth, he puts his foot, his left arm, the kitchen sink and his entire ass in his mouth. This dude is worthless without a teleprompter. He looked like a damn fool the other night in the Q&A. If you're going to vote for him, you midas well vote for Tony Robbins, because that's all The Messiah is - a glorified motivational speaker that self-loathing white leftists cream themselves over because he's half white....er half-black I mean. What a fucking fraud.

2) Can someone please let the fine people of Kentucky know that the number "6" is not pronounced "seeks." And if you can get them to say "6" properly, move on to the number "4" and let them know it's a one syllable word. It's not pronounced "f-o-w-i-r." Just a pet peeve of mine.

3) Russia still sucks. What they're doing is just sooooo wrong. But fortunately for them, Georgia just isn't important enough for us to start some serious shit over. We're going to be pissin' around with NATO, or god forbid, the UN on this one until they (Russia) damn well decide they want to pull out......that is unless The Messiah can cast his messiah-like wisdom on the Russian bear and show them how they're wrong by uh.....being a lightworker or some shit like that. Whatever.

4) I'm actually looking forward to the Democratic convention. This should be some good entertainment. Every kooky asswipe with a kooky agenda will be there dressed in full moonbat attire, some I've heard with containers full of human excrement. Now how good is that gonna be! Democrats throwing shit (literally) on each other! I'd pay to do that! And how is this going to make the left look? Hmm. It's a win-win situation - they throw crap at each other, dress like it's Halloween, and act like fools. Yay liberals!! Gotta love those naive college students trying to be hip along with their washed up 60's bums trying to recreate the glory days. Endless ammo.

5) I'm glad to see John McCain finally taking the gloves off. I got so damn sick of the whole "bla bla I respect Obama bla bla" line. This guy (Obama) has associated with some of the shadiest sob's around, and he damn well ought to be called on it, and every other issue he's out to lunch on. I think McCain is going to slaughter this amateur in the debates. And yes, I'm going to admit this, I'm voting for McCain. As much as it burns me to be pragmatic, the thought of the dumbo-eared socialist as President scares me enough to vote for JM, even though I disagree with him on some of my key issues, immigration mainly.

6) John Edwards is a steaming pile of pig manure. And I offer my sincerest apologies to steaming piles of pig manure for mentioning you in the same sentence with John Edwards. Cheating....bad enough...but when your wife has cancer???? That's a special kind of degenerate right there. But are you surprised? The man made his fortune sueing doctors. Go figure. I'd just love to walk right up to him and blast him right in the nose, er I mean mess up his hair. No doubt that would be traumatizing to a guy woman like John Edwards. And a sidenote - since John Edwards is such a bitch, is that technically a lesbian affair he had? Just wondering.

7) MSNBC should just come out and admit they're in the tank for Obama. Their primetime lineup now consists of Chris "thrill up my leg" Matthews, the spineless snarling shitbag known as Keith Olbermann, and now of the bankrupt Air America network, Rachel Maddow, aka Rachel "Man-dow." Rachel will be running the show there, because that woman man has more testosterone than Matthews and Olberwomann combined. They'll be waiting on Man-dow hand and foot. Can't you just see Man-dow screeching this at Olby - "Olby! Get me a porterhouse now! Rare! And a freakin baked potato and a beer! Now!" MSNBC = In. The. Tank.

8) As a huge Ohio State fan, I'm pretty damn sick of these southern chaw-chewing SEC fans running their mouths. Yes, OSU fans get it. We haven't played well against SEC teams in bowl games. But, we were only favored twice in all of them, we backed into that game last year and were 6 or 7 pt underdogs, was picked to finish 3rd in the big 10, and was in the midst of what we all considered a rebuilding year. Congrats LSU. You won when you were supposed to. Whooptie freaking doo. Another note to SEC fans - the SEC is not a team. It is a conference. Let me repeat that -- the SEC is not a team, it is a conference. So please, brag about your team if you have one, not a conference. That's just lame. We did not lose to the SEC as a whole, we lost to LSU, and Florida previously. Unless  those are your teams, shut the fuck up. Do you hear any big 10 fans barking about how Michigan stomps your SEC asses all the time? No. And why is that......we have favorite "teams." Think about it. And look out for Beanie Wells this year. Dude is a beast. Good shot at the Heisman this year. Sept 13 at USC is what it could all come down to this year Buckeye fans.

9) I downloaded scrabble on my cell phone and I'm a frackin addict now. All day long....scrabble. At work...scrabble. Layin in bed....scrabble. I need some sort of treatment. On the bright side of this little addiction though, I've learned a ton of new words after getting routinely spanked by the computer. Honestly, did you know that "nth" is a word? I sure as hell didn't. But now you do, and you can thank me for it. Your welcome. Booyaah!

10) Got a new Gibson Les Paul. Zakk Wylde signature model. Bad azz! Been playin a lot lately. Thinking about getting in some sort of cover band. My brother and I busted out some old recordings from a decade ago, and it's made me get that "urge" again. I really think I missed my calling. But, we know how conservatives are looked at in that industry. I'd have been stuck touring with Ted Nugent, and maybe Kid Rock. Guess I'll settle for jammin for fun. I promise y'all this though - I'll play guitar til the day I die.

11) I heard that Michael Phelps has been returned to his tank at Sea World. Dude is freakin amazing. Sheesh. U-S-A!

Anyhoo...that's about it for me lately. I'll try and post more often if life permits.

Until next time,

-MM

June 12th. Mark it on your calenders!

Conservative grassroots group Grassfire.org wants people to waste as much energy as possible on June 12 by "hosting a barbecue, going for a drive, watching television, leaving a few lights on, or even smoking a few cigars."

The point: the group wants to "help Americans break free from the 'carbon footprint guilt' being imposed by Climate Alarmists."

Count. Me. In.

And here are some things I'm considering, especially since I'm off work that day......

1) letting my car idle all day.

2) burning some shit in the backyard for no good reason

3) breathing..........a lot! I mean waaay more than normal!

4) cranking the ac

5) leaving the lights on.....all day

6) clubbing a caribou to death (ok not really, but I'll bet that would reeeally piss some of the enviro-kooks)

Any suggestions?

If you are a blogger, post this. Spread it around. Do your part. This purple lipped, dumbo-eared asswipe is the biggest fraud to ever hold elected office. And I offer my apologies to frauds that have held office for comparing you to Obama.

Just watch this video. It's Barack O'Bigot in his own words.

Yes, I've still got the blog. But no, I don't have much time. New job, and a little side business combined with the fact that I literally can't stomach much more of this Clinton/Obama shit have gnawed at my interest and ability to write.

But I did have a few thoughts.....

I can't possibly be the only one that in some ways, sees this as a crumbling empire. And like most others in history, we won't be defeated by an external enemy. We'll rot from the inside. And I honestly feel that the reason why is group/identity politics.

Watching these two schmucks - Clinton, Obama and their campaign supporters - literally admit that they support either of them based on superficial differences disgusts me. Is this what this country is all about now? Should we all just vote for who looks the most like us? Is that what things have come to? Segments of our society vote for a candidate based on their ability to raid the treasury, swipe taxpayer money and divert it to their said demographic? Blacks support the fraud Obama at over a 90% clip, women are pissed about Hillary's "mistreatment," and usually liberal white voters have seemingly turned on Obama. And the most ironic thing about this mess is that it's involved Democrats. Yeah....Democrats. You know, those people that are supposed to be about acceptance, tolerance of differences, the "little man," and inclusion. I think this shows that all those claims over the last several decades from those liberals are utter bullshit. And a rather large steaming pile of it too.

Myself, well I'm inclined to believe something else. Again, it's about power and ideology. The socialist/Marxist movement must have "clients," otherwise known in this situation as the American public. For their ideology to thrive, we must be dependent on them. And what better way for them to accomplish this than to pit us against one another over superficial differences. Force us to vote along racial/ethnic/gender lines to empower those that pander to us, and in turn, enabling them to control every facet of our lives - from what we eat, drive, and say, all the way to what we "might" think. And I'm sad to say this, but it's happening. It's been happening for decades, and I don't see anyone out there to change it. At least not right now.  And that scares the hell out of me.

What I'd like to know from these liberal snakes is this - when will they finally say "ok, we've spent enough tax dollars pandering to demographics, we're done." If they nationalize health care, what is next? What else will the government try to control? Do we really want a Western European-style cradle-to-grave type of society? Seriously, is that it? Don't know about everyone else, but when I look at history and the characteristics this country was based on, this warped liberal ideology that's been peddled by liberals is the complete opposite of it. What happened to rugged individualism, self-reliance, and independent mindedness? When did those attributes die? All we seem to have now, and this campaign between Hitlery and the fraud Obama proves it, are a bunch of pissed off warring factions in search of some more free shit on the taxpayers' dollar, or having policies and laws enacted to give them preferential treatment. Absolutely. Positively. Pathetic.

I seriously worry about the future of this nation, now more than ever. And the strange thing is that it's not "the Soviets", islamic fundamentalists, or any of those nutbars that scare me the most, it's the fact that this warped ideology - socialism/Marxism - that has miserably failed everywhere it has ever been laid on thick, has reared it's ugly head here. And even worse, it's our own fault. "We the people on average are an uninformed, apathetic bunch of folks that have allowed this to happen. Sad. Very sad.

I just hope to hell we as a society have it in us to take a break from reality tv long enough to stop this leftward slide into the same dark abyss that's filled with souls of other failed empires that essentially committed suicide.

And by the way, I still don't know who I'm voting for.

(I can't believe I haven't done this yet. I'm kickin myself.)

Two years ago a friend of mine seemingly vanished into thin air a couple of hours after my brother and I talked to him. Detectives have no leads. And no one has a clue as to what happened. You may or may not have heard about it. It has received some national attention. His story was just featured on the E! channel's show about spring break tragedies.

Brian Shaffer was last seen at the Ugly Toona Saloona in the Ohio State campus area about 1:15 am on April 1st 2006. Please take a look at this website. Find Brian Shaffer. If you see him, contact authorities. Or grab him and don't let him get away. A lot of people miss him. He is a friend to my family.

All we are saaaaaaying........is give Benz a chance!

God. Some of these people are so stupid it's funny.

As we see here, this moonbat displays her dislike of war, and her affinity for the Benz.

Considering that Barack Obama - aka "The Messiah" - is the keeper of all wisdom, I was hoping he would be able to answer a simple question for me. Am I a "typical white person?"

Well I thought I'd give a rundown of my crackeriffic day, and maybe, just maybe, The Messiah himself would miraculously sense that I am a white guy in desperate need of knowing just how white I am? Well Barack, here's what I did today, so let me know if I'm a typical white person, you know, kinda like your whitey-white grammy that raised your ass....

Action #1) 6:31am - alarm clock/cell phone blares the theme to Rocky. Time to wake up. Or maybe not. I hit snooze and got my ass up about 15 minutes later.

Question to Messiah - I'd think that the "typical white person," you know, greedy, selfish, and stuff, would NEVER hit snooze on their cell phone. After all, they've got to get an early jump on stealing from the poor and oppressing minorities. So, does my "snoozing" make me an abnormal whitey? Or am I typical because I have theme to Rocky - a movie about a white guy - as my alarm, to counteract my non-white snoozing? And if I snoozed and had the theme to Shaft on there, would I be REALLY not white, and maybe even kinda sorta black?

Action #2) Sat at work from from 8am-10, then went on break. While on break, I smoked a Marlboro Light, which we all know are very typical white people cigs. 

Question to Messiah - What I'm wondering is if the fact that I took a break (very UNWHITE, can't stop stealing and oppressing, remember) make me not white, or does this again balance out because when I took my unwhite break, I smoked a white guy cigarrette? AND, what if I had taken a break and smoked a Newport? Would I be as cool as Snoop Dogg? Or if I'm lucky, Jay-Z? Or would I STILL be a typical cracker? How does this balance out? Let me know.

Action #3) 1pm - Went to lunch. Microwave dinner. Can of Mt. Dew. And for the life of me, I don't know what that makes me. I'm pretty darn sure I'm not"ultra-white" for that, because those whites are wearing suits and going out to "business lunches" where they talk about stock, bonds, slush funds, and of course, how to steal from the poor and oppress minorities. But on the other hand, I did sit at a table full of whites, unintentionally snubbing the blacks in the room, which could definitely make me a blatant racist. Barack, what do you think?

Action #4) About 3:30pm. Time for another break. But, on the way out, I notice a box with Donato's pizza in it. Yeah, it's not mine, but I love Donatos. So whatever, I just grabbed a corner piece and inhaled it. Now, stealing a piece of pizza isn't white, only stealing things like pensions are, BUT, and this is a huge but, the girl that bought the pizza was (gasp) A BLACK WOMAN! Quite a dilemna here. Does me swiping a slice of Donatos, which is very UNWHITE, balance out the fact that I took it from a minority? And how does that fact that I took a small corner piece instead of a larger middle piece matter? How does this weigh out, Barack, since you know, you're the expert on "typical white people."

Action #5) Time to go home. Clocked out when I was supposed to, walked to my car, left. Drove home, cussed at traffic a little, went left-of-center briefly to get to a turn lane as fast as possible because I spotted some minorities in the area, and all of us whites know that 100% of them just carjack people and stuff like that. So after all that, I finally arrived home to my whitey-white house, thus ending my typical whitey day.........or.......was it really a whitey day? Barack......I don't have an expensive car. AND....I smoked another Marlboro light on the way home. And I even dared to go left-of-center (more non-pension-stealing-lawbreaking) in my incredibly average car to get home. What does this mean? Barack.....AM I one of the typical white people you were talking about when you made this statement, which if was said by a white person about blacks, would have caused a shitstorm that would include calls for his or her resignation? Oh, let me know, oh wise one. After all, you are "The Messiah," the "keeper of all wisdom," the "Italian Stallion....er wait, nevermind. That last one was Rocky. (A movie about a white guy, remember) Guess that was just another whitey-white goof up on my part. My bad. Just let me know, Barack. I'm curious. And I need your priceless input.

(God I just love double-standards. Can you imagine if John McCain EVER uttered the phrase "typical black person" in any context????)

And does anyone else find it just fucked up that this phony bastard (Obama) has thrown his grandmother under the bus twice now?????? Dude. That's just wrong.

If someone else says it perfectly, then why bother trying. And in this instance, Mary Katherine Ham pretty much summed up why I'm one of those "angry white guys" that have some resentment issues. Here's an excerpt...

The white "resentment" that Obama speaks of does not primarily come from direct effects of affirmative action or the welfare state. It comes from the societal message that the majority of white people, who have had no part in oppressing anyone, are asked again and again and again to take responsibility for ills they did not cause (and, in many cases have been caused by earlier attempts at assuaging white guilt, like paternalistic welfare). They are lectured about creating a healing "dialogue" in which they don't feel free to speak, lest they employ the wrong politically correct buzz word and confirm their "inherent prejudice." They must feel guilt for "institutional racism" when many of them have never been a part of any racist institution. They're flagellated for benefiting from "white privilege" when many of them don't feel terribly privileged at all.

And, despite engaging in this years-long culturally honored guilt-fest to atone for sins they did not commit, they know that they'd instantly become trogolodytic racists in the eyes of the world for one wrong word, while Jeremiah Wright is excused and even applauded in some quarters for a 20-year stream of hate.

Bingo. That my friends is a homerun.

And in case anyone was wondering, Im just waiting and hoping for the moment that I get to tell some racist black asshole (or liberal, self-loathing white prick) to kiss my honkeycrackergringo ass when they dare to call me a racist for having an opinion they don't like. Yep everyone, that's right - I no longer care if I get called a racist. I don' tgive a rat's ass. My gripes and resentments are legitimate, always have been, and anyone out there that tries to push me around with the race card is gonna hear it. Loud and clear. I only hope that the rest of the people out there that justifiably feel the way I do will do the same. There is no room for doves anymore. Stand up and put an end to this bullshit, or shut up. Put the goddamn race-baiters in their place.  

I'm out.

This site makes fun of white people, but it makes fun of the white people I can't f*cking stand. I swear, I wish I would have thought of this. It's very subtle, yet very clever; so much so that some not sharp enough to pick up on it were offended.

Stuff White People Like

I laughed my ass off at this.

And for the record, I only fit into a few of these stereotypes. Does this mean I'm not a "real white person?"

Those aren't my words, they're the words of Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's pastor. He goes on a nice race baiting tirade in this clip, and also thinks the US is to blame for 9/11. Charming . I thought it was especially funny when he rants about Obama growing up in a single family home, yet failed to mention that Barack was raised by his white, cracka azz cracker mama.

After reading up on this guy and watching some clips, there is only one logical conclusion - the man is a lunatic. And I had said previously that I'm pretty sick of the whole "guilt by association" stuff, but the fact that Obama chooses willingly to attend this church and listen to this nutjob's angry and hate-filled rants reflects on him. No way around it. If he didn't subscribe to Jeremiah Wrights views on some level, he wouldn't be attending his church. Ole Barack has some explaining to do. He has called this freak his mentor, and in fact named his book after one of his passages. Democrats have to be shitting themselves right about now.

And for the record, I would spit in the racist and ugly black face of Jeremiah Wright if I had the chance. I absolutely hate this guy. If he were pancaked by a bulldozer tomorrow, I'd throw a party. But on the flip side, this leftover 60's garbage is a blessing for John McCain. I'd be playing clips of this asshat from now 'til November. 

Before I sign off, just one more thing - any white man that votes for Obama should be thrown into a pit and set on fire. Obama is a snake; a wolf in sheep's clothing. And people are on to him and his bullshit.

The site is jacked up right now, so I'll post the links...

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13 inches and counting here in Columbus. Localized estimates as high as 18 in some areas. I'm too young to remembe the Blizzard of '78, (we capitalize that here) but this is pretty darn bad. We've got more on the way too. Here's a few shots I  took with my lousy cell phone cam......from inside of course.

UPDATE: Storm total from Port Columbus Int'l Airport per the news: 20.4 inches of snow. Wow! Ohio really sucks!

And I say this honestly and truthfully: If anyone at any time dares to set foot in my house and give me grief over video games harming the environment, I'll kick their ass right there on the spot. That is a promise. I am not going to play Candy Land to amuse myself. Especially when I'm stuck in the house buried by over a foot of snow. Technology is a good thing, whether these nuts like it or not. (via moonbattery)

These totalitarian assholes can have my Wii and PS2 when they pry them from my cold, dead hands. Do they really not have anything better to do than harrass gamers??? Here's a little below...

HANOVER, Germany (AFP) - "I don't care, we're all going to die anyway," says 17-year-old Christian, to laughs from his friends as they play video games at the CeBIT it fair in Germany. (smart kid -ed.)

And another excerpt....

"The industry has not looked at all at the environmental impact of the games console. The amount of energy they consume, especially the XBox and the PlayStation, is massive. There is no evidence that they are acting," Al-Hajj said.

Greenpeace concedes that some improvements have been made, particularly by Nintendo with its Wii in terms of energy consumption and recyclability, but it says much more needs to be done.

Do not make me go Grand Theft Auto on your ass!

So tomorrow, I was thinking about going outside, dressing like a stinky homeless hippy, making a cardboard sign accusing Bush of roasting humanity, and screeching about how evil SUV's are all to protest against those contributing to global warming. By the way, I'll be doing this in the foot and a half or more of snow we'll have by then. And I guess I should mention that we're under a blizzard warning now too. Don't see that very often. Especially with all this crazy climate change stuff.

I really need to talk to Al Gore about this.

Good riddance, you fatass. I hope it was slow and painful. And I hope your 72 virgins are a bunch of stank ass French guys. Bitch.

Twelve militants were killed in a single missile attack on a residential compound in Khushali Wazir in the Mirali tehsil during the night of January 28. A loud explosion rocked the area at 11:22 p.m. According to well-informed NEFA sources in Pakistan, among those reportedly killed in the attack were senior al-Qa’ida commander Abu Laith al-Libi, his former deputy Abu Suhail, Hamza al-Somali (of Australian or US nationality), and Azzam al-Amriki (an a.k.a. of American al-Qa’ida member Adam Gadahn)

Should I gloat over this? Sure, why not!

Aaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha! Aaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha! No Adam, that's not a flying twinkie comin' towards ya! That's an infidel missle! Aaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!

Ok. I'm done.

Or as CAIR would like to put it, another "misunderstander of islam" goes nuts and shoots a bunch of Jews.

The 8:45 p.m. shooting at Mercaz Harav Yeshiva in the Kiryat Moshe neighborhood broke a two-year lull in terror in the capital and sent students scurrying for cover from a hail of gunfire - a reported 500-600 bullets - that lasted for several minutes.

"There were horrendous screams of 'Help us! Help us!'" recounted Avrahami Sheinberger of the ZAKA emergency rescue service, one of the first to respond to the scene. "There were bodies strewn all over the floor, at the entrance to the yeshiva, in various rooms and in the library."

I swear. What are we going to do about those wily "misunderstanders of islam?"